Diego arrived in Colombia and was greeted by Escobar’s men. On the way, he found himself in front of a prison full of armed guards!!!
Maradona: “Damn, have I been arrested?”
One of the guards: “Diego, don’t worry. This place is like a hotel. You’ll find everything beautiful inside. You are a guest of the boss.”
Maradona says: “I’ve never seen anything more beautiful than this prison in my life.”